livinghell:

Girls, you sound fucking stupid when you talk about having boners or telling people to suck your dick. Not cool.
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy saying they’re wet.

To be a random insert here, for one, I’m not technically going for intelligence when I say that half the time and for another, I’d much rather have a penis than this stupid shit of a vagina. Just saying.

(Source: theresnohappyhere)